The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I should also mention that the main goal of the entire game is to collect stamps. Yeah, apparently, there's a big stamp collecting contest going on at Universal, so every time you finish one of the rides, they give you a stamp. So shooting at dinosaurs, flying around in a DeLorean, throwing barrels at sharks, all that is just about winning a stamp collecting contest. If I went on a ride at Universal and they gave me a stamp, I'd be like, "What the hell is this?" I'll tell you that's one time at Universal when you'd see me throw something in the trash can or better yet, I'd use the stamp on an envelope that I'd send a letter to the game developers asking them, "How the f*** did you take so many popular franchises and f*** them up so BAD?