The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I wanna see Jaws, Jurassic Park, you have access to all these major franchises, but instead they just send the gamer around collecting trash? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? They should've called the game, Universal Theme Park Janitor. Yeah, great idea, right up there with Super Plumber Mario Toilet Cleaner. This kid isn't even an employee of the park, why would he have to pick up all this trash? Poor kid, imagine all the stuff he has to handle: fries that have been stepped in, wrappers that are covered in ants, paper bags that are filled with vomited cotton candy. UGH! Maybe he didn't buy a ticket or something, maybe that park has a special deal with him like, "Ok kid, we'll let you on the rides for free, but you gotta help us clean up all this trash."