The Bachelorette2003

Gayle (Matt's mother):
[on Blackberry phone] Hey Matt

Matt Colombo:
Hey Mom. I'm sitting here with a beautiful young lady.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Hi Gayle!

Gayle (Matt's mother):
Hi Ashleeeeeey! I'm so happy to say hello to you.

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Oh that's so sweet. I'm happy to say hello to you.

Gayle (Matt's mother):
I think you two are gonna get along really really well and I don't want to take up too much of your time but, if neither of you mind, I was kind of hoping to give you some motherly advise before I hang up. Is that OK?

Herself - The Bachelorette:
Yes! Yes! We'd love to hear it.

Gayle (Matt's mother):
Listen. When the two of you decide that you're gonna forgo your separate rooms to partake the invitation suite, just remember two things. Number one, your moms are watching and, number two, don't forget to use your protection.

Matt Colombo:
All right Mom!