The Batman2004

Batman:
Where's the judge, Joker? How'd you manage to be in two places at once? And why the mime act?

[Batman notices a recorder of Joker laughing and destroys it with his foot. He wipes at his face and sees it is makeup]

Batman:
You're a pale imitation. The real Joker doesn't wear makeup.

[the red eyes fall off to reveal green eyes. Batman removes the rest of the mask to reveal a frightened young man]

Nolan:
Don't hurt me!

Batman:
Who are you?

Nolan:
Nolan. I'm an orderly.

Batman:
Arkham?

Nolan:
Joker said he'd do me in unless I helped him with his plan. Gave me the keys to his place to bring him stuff and -

[Batman pushes Nolan aside]

Batman:
Who else is Joker after?

[Nolan uses the large gun in defense. Suddenly a flag pops out of its spout, saying "Surprise"]

Batman:
Surprise?

[the gun aims on Nolan, instead of Batman, and turns him into a full deck]