The Big Bang Theory2007

Rajesh Koothrappali:
If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I hate my name. It has "nerd" in it. Len-nerd.

Howard Wolowitz:
I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeannie.

Rajesh Koothrappali:
I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You know what's a cool name? Angelo. That has "angel" and "jello" in it.

Howard Wolowitz:
It was my uncle Murray's funeral. We were all back at my aunt Barbara's house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring. We never meant for it to happen!

Rajesh Koothrappali:
One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits they hate me and don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch.

Leonard Hofstadter:
People could call me Angie. Yo, Angie! How's it goin'?

Howard Wolowitz:
To this day, I can't look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. [sighs] Cousin Jeannie.