The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Howard Wolowitz:
How much time do we have?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Uh, T minus five hours thirty-seven minutes to onset of meteor shower.

Rajesh Koothrappali:
Okay, our position is thirty-four point forty-eight degrees north, a hundred and eighteen point thirty-one west; that means the azimuth should be a hundred and sixty-eight point twenty-two degrees relative to magnetic north with an elevation of forty-nine point nighty-three.

Howard Wolowitz:
Anything yet?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Uh, we have a signal but there's no frame lock.

Howard Wolowitz:
Hang on. How 'bout... now?

Rajesh Koothrappali:
We did it. We have the west coast feed of HBO.

Howard Wolowitz:
Mmm, Real Sex.

Rajesh Koothrappali:
Big deal. Every time I watch that show it's old women putting condoms on cucumbers.