The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Penny:
So, we're about to shoot this scene in a movie where the killer ape DNA is slowly taking over my body.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Okay.

Penny:
But I realize they're gluing fur everywhere except my cleavage. So, I ask the director why and he says it's important for the story that my b*obs be the last things to turn ape.

Leonard Hofstadter:
It's sweet that he thinks there's a story.

Penny:
Oh, and there's not even a bathroom on set. I have to go to the gas station across the street. I mean, I was dressed like half an ape and still not even close to the most disgusting person in there.