The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Leonard Hofstadter:
Hey, will you steam my uniform next?

Sheldon Cooper:
Yeah, uh, interesting. Do you recall this conversation? "Leonard, want to go halvesies on a steamer?" "No, Sheldon we don't need a steamer." Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost.

Penny:
Hi, here are the makeup sponges you asked for.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh, thanks; I thought I had more.

Penny:
Damn, you've got more makeup than I do. You got better makeup than I do. Yeah, I'm borrowing this.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is my Comic-Con makeup. I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend.

Sheldon Cooper:
That's a wise policy. I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest, got a terrible case of pinkeye. Yeah, but luckily I was going as a zombie; I won second place.

Penny:
I feel like you guys just went to Comic-Con.

Leonard Hofstadter:
That was San Diego Comic-Con; this is Bakersfield Comic-Con.

Penny:
Is that better?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Mm, it's a lot smaller. It's more about the comics books, the way these conventions used to be before they went all Hollywood.

Sheldon Cooper:
So to answer your question, no, it's not better.

Penny:
Well then why are you going?

Sheldon Cooper:
It's a comic book convention. Like pizza or particle accelerators even the stinky ones, still pretty good.