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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »


Leonard Hofstadter:
I have just one question for you. While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us, you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you. Well, newsflash, Lady. David Underhill is ten times smarter than me. You'd have to drive a railroad spike in his brain for me to beat him at checkers. Next to him, I am like one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes. So my question is, what's up with that?

Penny:
[crying] Why are you yelling at me?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Sorry! I'm sorry I'm sorry. Never mind. We're cool.

Penny:
Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.

Leonard Hofstadter:
[chuckling] Really? Why would you say that?

Penny:
Because. A smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.

Leonard Hofstadter:
He tried to take nude photos of you?

Penny:
[screaming] That's what you took from that? The guy is married!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh yeah. I'm sorr... oh, that's terrible!

Penny:
And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you so jealous?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, tha... The important thing is he's married, and that's terrible!

Penny:
Nice save, genius.

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