The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
I have just one question for you. While I am perfectly happy with the way things are between us, you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you. Well, newsflash, Lady. David Underhill is ten times smarter than me. You'd have to drive a railroad spike in his brain for me to beat him at checkers. Next to him, I am like one of those sign-language gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes. So my question is, what's up with that?

Penny:
[crying] Why are you yelling at me?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Sorry! I'm sorry I'm sorry. Never mind. We're cool.

Penny:
Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.

Leonard Hofstadter:
[chuckling] Really? Why would you say that?

Penny:
Because. A smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.

Leonard Hofstadter:
He tried to take nude photos of you?

Penny:
[screaming] That's what you took from that? The guy is married!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh yeah. I'm sorr... oh, that's terrible!

Penny:
And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you so jealous?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, tha... The important thing is he's married, and that's terrible!

Penny:
Nice save, genius.