The Big Bang Theory2007

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh, come on. So you were the victim of a crime. That's part of life. When my great-grandfather first came to this country, he put all his hopes and dreams into this little butcher shop he ran on the Lower East Side of New York. You know what happened? Every customer who walked into that butcher shop and asked for a pound of liver, got ripped off. But, those people moved on, and so should you.

Sheldon Cooper:
I am moving on. I'm going to be a Bozite.

Leonard Hofstadter:
They call themselves Bozites?

Sheldon Cooper:
They should. It's one of the first things I plan to bring up upon arrival.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Sheldon, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm going to miss you.

Sheldon Cooper:
Please, Penny, as you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged good-byes and maudlin displays of emotion, so I prepared a short video. - - Greetings. As you know, I'm not comfortable with prolonged good-byes and maudlin displays of emotion, so I prepared this short video. The four of you are three of my closest friends and one treasured acquaintance. Though I cannot state categorically that my life will be diminished by not having you in it, I am comfortable if you choose to believe that. Since you intend to remain in this lawless metropolitan area, statistics suggest that you will succumb to tragic and gruesome ends before we meet again. Live long and prosper.