The Big Bang Theory2007

Howard Wolowitz:
Guys, we have a code red.

Sheldon Cooper:
You mean code red the hospital emergency alert, code red the computer worm, or Code Red the cherry flavored soft drink from the makers of Mountain Dew?

Howard Wolowitz:
Look, I was going over the schematics on my Zero-G toilet, and I made a teeny-tiny mistake on the specifications for the diverter valve.

Leonard Hofstadter:
How teeny-tiny?

Howard Wolowitz:
It's gonna fail after about ten flushes.

Sheldon Cooper:
But the mission is for six months.

Howard Wolowitz:
Yeah, see, that's the code red! It's kind of like a jack in the box. No one knows exactly when, but at some point, something way worse than a puppet is gonna pop out of that box.

Sheldon Cooper:
Have you notified NASA?

Howard Wolowitz:
No! You crazy? What am I gonna say, "I screwed up your toilet and pretty soon there's gonna be crap floating all over your nice shiny space station"?

Leonard Hofstadter:
What are you gonna do?

Howard Wolowitz:
I'm gonna figure out how to fix it, then I'll tell them.

Leonard Hofstadter:
So what do you need us for?

Rajesh Koothrappali:
He can't figure out how to fix it.

Howard Wolowitz:
Hey, you said you were gonna be supportive.

Rajesh Koothrappali:
I'm trying. But you have to admit, this is pretty damn funny!