The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Wha'cha doing?

Howard Wolowitz:
You said clean up. I'm cleaning up.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You can't just throw everything in the closet.

Howard Wolowitz:
Hey, you can tell me what to do, or you can tell me how to do it, but you can't do both; this isn't sex.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
What if someone looks in there?

Howard Wolowitz:
They're just coming over for dinner. No-one's going to look in the closet.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You don't know that. What if someone's looking for the bathroom and they open that door?

Howard Wolowitz:
Could work out. For all we know, there's a toilet in there somewhere.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Fine, but after tonight we need to get a handle on this mess.

Howard Wolowitz:
Y'know what we should do, we should show the closet to Sheldon.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Hm, why?

Howard Wolowitz:
Are you kidding? He's like a savant at organizing. Did you know *everything* in his apartment has a label on it. Including his label-maker which has a label that says 'label-maker'. And, if you look really close at that label-maker label, you'll see a label that says 'label'.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Can't do that. We can't just ask him to straighten our closet.

Howard Wolowitz:
No, we wouldn't *ask* him. We'd just show him the closet and let the goblins in his head take it from there.