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Leonard Hofstadter:
Amy.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
You didn't know it, but your father was in the auditorium at your high school graduation and he cried because he was so proud of you.

Howard Wolowitz:
Really?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, that's complete poppycock which Amy made that up and it could still be the map.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Penny.

Penny:
It was a letter explaining that your Dad wasn't who he said was. Eventually his other life caught up to him and the only way to keep you and your Mom safe was to leave.

Sheldon Cooper:
I would like to change mine. The pirate's name was Peg Leg Antoine. Now it's completely different from Goonies.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
No it's not.

Sheldon Cooper:
Don't.

Leonard Hofstadter:
OK, my turn. Your Dad wrote about how family is the most important thing and that you should never throw it away like he did.

Howard Wolowitz:
Hm.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Bernadette.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Inside the envelope was a picture of your Dad holding you the day you were born. On the back he wrote: Howard, my son, my greatest gift.

[Howard gets up and walks away]

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You okay?

Howard Wolowitz:
Yeah. I'm terrific.

Sheldon Cooper:
So? Which one do you think it is, matey?

Howard Wolowitz:
Actually I don't want to know. I want all of them to be true.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, one of them is.

Howard Wolowitz:
That is pretty cool. Thank you, guys.