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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »


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Sheldon Cooper:
Oh dear! Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again?

Penny:
No.

Sheldon Cooper:
Answer honestly; this is not a trial. That'll come later.

Penny:
Absolutely not. [quietly to Leonard] Help me out here; I can't afford another demerit.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Uh, maybe we were hacked. You know, the Chinese have been hacking everything lately.

Sheldon Cooper:
Why would the Chinese make our DVR record 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'?

Leonard Hofstadter:
I don't know... It's a fat guy on a Segway; that's funny everywhere.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm deleting it.

Penny:
Well, hang on! Maybe the Chinese haven't finished watching it yet.

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