The Big Bang Theory2007

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Now, I was thinking. Without Sheldon, most of us would have never met, but Penny would have still live across from him.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
And with Leonard out of the picture, we all know what that would mean.

Penny:
We do?

Penny:
[Sheldon is sorting laundry and Penny enters in Amy's fantasy] Hey, Sheldon.

Sheldon Cooper:
Hello.

Penny:
[seductively] Doing laundry?

Sheldon Cooper:
Of course I'm doing laundry. Saturday night is laundry night and I'm in a laundry room, so... I believe your inference is justified.

Penny:
Oh, my inference is justified. Sheldon, you are so funny, Anyway, I need to do my laundry, too, because these clothes are so dirty. Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who's wearing them.

Penny:
[Listening to the story] OK, that's enough.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Disagree.

Raj Koothrappali:
keep going.

Penny:
[Standing in her bra] So. What do you think?

Sheldon Cooper:
A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.

Penny:
Please, Sheldon, I need you.

Sheldon Cooper:
To... what?

Penny:
To take me.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.

Penny:
Come on, Sheldon. You and me, right here.

Sheldon Cooper:
Penny, for the thousandth time. I'm saving myself for someone special. Perhaps a cute bespectacled neuroscientist with hair the color of mud.

Penny:
I think I know how to change your mind.