The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
[Penny's fantasy story] OK, sweetie. Let me tell exactly how that would have gone down.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I'm going to do it. I'm going to ask her out.

Howard Wolowitz:
I'm going squirt chocolate milk out of my nipples. Sorry. I thought we were saying things that are never going to happen.

Raj Koothrappali:
Maybe this time he's going to do it.

Howard Wolowitz:
Hope you're thirsty. Here it comes!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Watch me.

Penny:
Hey. You guys ready to order or do you need a few minutes?

Leonard Hofstadter:
I... I... um.

Penny:
A few minutes it is.

Raj Koothrappali:
You didn't ask her out, but that was a lot of sounds.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You guys are making me nervous.

Howard Wolowitz:
Fine, then, go talk to her on your own.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I will. [goes over to Penny] Excuse me.

Penny:
Yup.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Hi, uhh, um, I'm Leonard.

Penny:
Really? You don't sound so sure.

Leonard Hofstadter:
No, I am he. Any-anyway, um, there's been something I've wanted to ask you for a long time. Um.

Penny:
What's that?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, I was wondering if you're not too busy... um... if you'd be interested in... telling me where the restroom is?

Penny:
I think you're too late.