The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
Why don't you just eat in your desk chair?

Sheldon Cooper:
Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?

Penny:
Here we go.

Sheldon Cooper:
That is my desk chair. That is where I work. I don't eat in my desk chair and I don't work in my spot. I work in my desk chair and eat in my spot.

Leonard Hofstadter:
[to Penny] Wackadoodle.

Howard Wolowitz:
You know, there's kind of an obvious solution here.

[to Raj]

Howard Wolowitz:
Get up.

[places Raj's cushion in Sheldon's spot]

Howard Wolowitz:
There, problem solved.

[Raj whispers in Howard's ear]

Howard Wolowitz:
Nobody cares where you're gonna sit, you're not crazy.

Sheldon Cooper:
Excuse me, the problem is not solved. If your head had been accidentally amputated and we transplanted a dog's head in it's place, would that be problem solved?

Leonard Hofstadter:
If it were your head, it would be.