The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
So, am I driving you to work or are you still mad at me?

Sheldon Cooper:
I'd like a ride. Assuming you actually do take me to work.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Where do you think I would take you?

Sheldon Cooper:
Who knows? You said you'd be home yesterday, but came home three days ago. You say you're taking me to work, but for all I know I'll end up in a deserted amusement park, or a cornfield maze or a back alley dog fight. You tell me.

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm going to work. You can come if you want.

Sheldon Cooper:
OK. By the way you have something on your shirt.

Leonard Hofstadter:
No, I don't.

Sheldon Cooper:
Hurts, doesn't it? You know, I find myself wondering if anything you every told me is true.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I'm in hell.

Sheldon Cooper:
You say you're from New Jersey, but how can I believe you.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Why would anybody claim to be from New Jersey, if they weren't?

Sheldon Cooper:
All right, I'll give you that one.