The Big Bang Theory2007

[last lines]

Sheldon Cooper:
And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist. and then to cap off the perfect day the Las Angeles Bureau of Weights and Measures.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I thought the Measures were going to be the stars of the show; turns out it was the Weights.

Penny:
I'm so glad you guys are friends again.

Sheldon Cooper:
Eh, I'm glad you and I are friends again too.

Penny:
Aw.

Sheldon Cooper:
Which reminds me, this came in the mail, and I want you to have it. [he hands her a coupon]

Penny:
[reads] "Fifty cents off Vagisil."

Sheldon Cooper:
Think of me when you apply it.

Raj Koothrappali:
Can I just say: I've missed all of us hanging out together.

Sheldon Cooper, Bernadette Rostenkowski, Howard Wolowitz, Amy Farrah Fowler:
Yeah.

Penny:
Me too

Leonard Hofstadter:
Um, since when can Koothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Oh, that happened right after you left.

Sheldon Cooper:
And no-one told me?

Howard Wolowitz:
[starting to weep] Can't believe we forgot to tell him.

Penny:
Ahem! [hands Howard the coupon] Think of Sheldon when you apply it.