The Big Bang Theory2007

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Raj, this dinner was amazing. If you're here much longer, I'm going to have to buy bigger clothes.

Raj Koothrappali:
Nonsense. You need a little fattening up. You've been looking too skinny lately.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Ah. Howie, how come you never say anything sweet like that?

Howard Wolowitz:
What are you talking about? Remember last week when I asked you if you were wearing Spanx and you weren't? How's that different?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Maybe you could try being more thoughtful like your friend Raj.

Howard Wolowitz:
Yeah, well, maybe you could try being more like Raj.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Oh, really?

Howard Wolowitz:
Yeah, yeah. He packed me a lunch this morning and there was a note inside that said "Go get 'em."

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Like I don't do enough around here? Now I need to pack your lunch? And by the way, why do you need a note to telling you to "Go got 'em"? You're a grown man; you should know to "Go get 'em."

Howard Wolowitz:
I do know to "Go get'em", but sometimes it's nice to have emotional support when I'm going and getting them.

Raj Koothrappali:
Hey. Hey. Do you hear yourselves? No more. Calm down and take a step back.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
This is stupid. Why are we fighting?

Howard Wolowitz:
I don't know. I guess I was just feeling like I'm a lousy husband.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You're not a lousy husband. You're a great husband. I was the one feeling like a lousy wife.

Howard Wolowitz:
Are you kidding? You're the best! I know what the problem is; it's him.

Raj Koothrappali:
Whoa. What did I do?

Howard Wolowitz:
You made us feel like we're not trying hard enough.

Raj Koothrappali:
Yeah. We were totally fine half-assing our marriage 'til you showed up.

Raj Koothrappali:
Look, I'm sorry you're upset with me, but I just have to say it's nice to see the two of you on the same page.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
It does feel good to have you backing me up for once.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
I back you up all the time.

Howard Wolowitz:
That is- He's doing it again!

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
What is wrong with you?