The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
Hey, if you guys need a fourth, I'll play.

Leonard:
Great idea.

Sheldon:
No. The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion and a rather sucky one at that.

Penny:
Why?

Sheldon:
Why? Oh, Penny, Penny, Penny.

Penny:
Oh, what, what, what?

Sheldon:
This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve. There are myriad weapons, vehicles and strategies to master, not to mention an extremely intricate back story.

Penny:
[explosion] Oh, cool! Whose head did I just blow off?

Sheldon:
Mine.

Penny:
Okay, I got this. Lock and load, boys!

Leonard:
It's the only way we can play teams.

Sheldon:
Yes, but whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience and not to [explosion] mention the fact that...

Penny:
Ha Ha! There goes your head again.

Sheldon:
Okay, that's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just respawned. You need to give them a [explosion] chance... now, c'mon.

[minutes later]

Sheldon:
Raj, Raj, she's got me cornered. Cover me.

Penny:
Cover this suckers. [laughs]

Leonard:
Penny, you are on fire.

Penny:
Yes, so is Sheldon. [laughs]

Sheldon:
Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheating. No-one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game. [walks away]

Penny:
Wait, wait. Sheldon. Come back, you forgot something.

Sheldon:
What?

Penny:
This plasma grenade. [explosion] [laughs] Look! It's raining you.

Sheldon:
You laugh now. You just wait until you need tech support.