The Big Bang Theory2007

Howard Wolowitz:
Mom also had just gotten some news that might've upset her.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
What?

Howard Wolowitz:
It's not important.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Come on, Howard, I'm going to be your wife. You can share anything with me.

Howard Wolowitz:
Oh, you'd think that, but no.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You told her we were going to get married and she had a heart attack?

Howard Wolowitz:
You can't take that personally.

Penny:
How else is she supposed to take it?

Howard Wolowitz:
What you've gotta keep in mind is that ever since my dad left, I've been the whole world to my mother. I mean, she'd be threatened by any woman who can give me what she can't.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You mean sexual intercourse?

Howard Wolowitz:
Well, when you say it like that, you make it sound creepy.

[Priya and Raj enter]

Priya Koothrappali:
What happened?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Howard's mother had a heart attack because I have sex with him and she can't!