The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
There are a couple of things I did with Penny that might be a little silly...

Raj Koothrappali:
Like what?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Every once in a while, before we'd go to bed, I'd put on a little show for her.

Raj Koothrappali:
What do you mean "a show"?

Leonard Hofstadter:
You know, like the way I took my clothes off.

Raj Koothrappali:
Like to music?

Leonard Hofstadter:
It'd look pretty stupid if there was no music!

Raj Koothrappali:
So you'd do a striptease?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, I wasn't swinging around a pole

Raj Koothrappali:
Good, good...

Leonard Hofstadter:
There was one time I put body glitter on.

Raj Koothrappali:
Well, I don't think you have to worry about Penny telling my sister that.

Leonard Hofstadter:
No, she wouldn't.

Raj Koothrappali:
Your big problem is me telling her.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You really are a mean little man.