The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
This is Stan Lee's front door. We were on Stan Lee's curb, then we were on Stan Lee's walk and now we're at Stan Lee's front door.

Penny:
Yup.

[Penny rings the doorbell]

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, Lord. You just rang Stan Lee's doorbell. It's Stan Lee's house. We're about to go in and have milk and cookies with Stan Lee.

Penny:
Okay. Sweetie, I don't know if we're gonna have cookies or he's just gonna say hi or really what's gonna happen so just let me talk and we'll...

[the door opens]

Stan Lee:
Yeah?

Penny:
Are you Stan Lee?

Stan Lee:
Oh damn.

Penny:
Hi. I'm Penny. This is my friend Sheldon.

Sheldon Cooper:
We're not friends at the moment. Depends on how this goes.

Penny:
Right, right. Anyway Sheldon here is a huge fan of yours and he was supposed to meet you the other day at the comic book store but he kind of ended up in jail.

Stan Lee:
I see. And you thought you'd just come over to my house uninvited?

Sheldon Cooper:
You said we *were* invited.

Penny:
Oh, no no, I said I'm inviting *you* to come with *me* to Stan Lee's house.

Stan Lee:
You know, you fanboys are unbelievable! Do you think you can just ring my doorbell any time you want? I mean, why don't you just come on in and watch the Lakers game with me?

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, I'm not much of a sports fan, but thank you.

[walks in. Stan Lee stares at Penny]

Penny:
Sir, he doesn't really understand sarcasm.

Stan Lee:
Well I'll give him something he'll understand. Joanie! Call the police!

Penny:
Nice to meet you.

[Penny runs away]