The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
Are you saying that you want to invoke Clause 209?

Leonard Hofstadter:
I don't know what that is, but if it means I can go home and sleep, then yes.

Sheldon Cooper:
Think carefully here. Clause 209 suspends our friendship and strips down the Roommate Agreement to its bare essentials. Our responsibilities toward each other would only be rent, utilities, and a perfunctory chin jut of recognition as we pass in the hall. "S'up?"

Leonard Hofstadter:
Where do I sign?

Sheldon Cooper:
Right here. [turns his tablet around] Use your finger.

Leonard Hofstadter:
There, done.

Sheldon Cooper:
All right, that's it. We are now no longer companions, boon or otherwise. We are now merely acquaintances. To amend the words of Toy Story: You have not got a friend in me!