The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
I need to start making some smart decisions.

Leonard Hofstadter:
With your career?

Penny:
With my life.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Like what?

Penny:
I don't know. [pause] We could get married.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Come on, be serious.

Penny:
I am.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Why? Because I'm a smart decision?

Penny:
Well, yeah.

Leonard Hofstadter:
So I'm like a bran muffin.

Penny:
Well, no. That's not what I'm saying.

Leonard Hofstadter:
No, it's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.

Penny:
What does it matter? The point is I'm choosing you.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Well, it matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. I want to be a Cinnabon, you know? A strawberry Pop Tart. Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes.

Penny:
Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want.

Leonard Hofstadter:
No, no, no. It's too late. I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat-free and good for your colon.