The Big Bang Theory2007

[last lines]

Sheldon Cooper:
Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.

Stephen Hawking:
I know.

Sheldon Cooper:
I want to thank you for taking time to see me.

Stephen Hawking:
My pleasure. I enjoyed reading your paper very much. You clearly have a brilliant mind.

Sheldon Cooper:
I know.

Stephen Hawking:
Your thesis that the Higgs boson is a black hole accelerating backwards through time is fascinating.

Sheldon Cooper:
Thank you. It just... it came to me one morning in the shower.

Stephen Hawking:
That's nice. Too bad it's wrong.

Sheldon Cooper:
What do you mean wrong?

Stephen Hawking:
You made an arithmetic mistake on page two. It was quite a boner.

Sheldon Cooper:
No, no... th-th-th-that can't be right. I... I don't make arithmetic mistakes.

Stephen Hawking:
Are you saying I do?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, no, no, no, of course not. It just, I was thinking... Oh, gosh, golly. I made a boo-boo. And I gave it to Stephen Hawking.

[Faints]

Stephen Hawking:
Great, another fainter.