The Big Bang Theory2007

Howard Wolowitz:
Once again, Penny and I have begun our little tango. The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro. But as delicious as the appetizer might be, at some point we have to succumb and eat the entree while it's still... [mimes sizzle]... hot.

Leonard Hofstadter:
I'm begging you, stop.

Penny:
Normally, I can just ignore you. I get it. You're a little peculiar, like Sheldon.

Sheldon Cooper:
Excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you are the one who is peculiar.

Penny:
You may be right. But back to you. I know you think you're just some kind of smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you're just pathetic and creepy.

Howard Wolowitz:
So, what are you saying?

Penny:
I am saying that it is not a compliment to call me doable. It is not sexy to stare at my ass and say "Ooh, that must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that." And we are not dancing a tango, we are not to-ing and fro-ing, othing's going to happen between us! Ever!

Howard Wolowitz:
Wait a minute. We're not flirting, you're serious.

Penny:
Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you? No woman is ever going to flirt with you! You're just going to grow old and die alone!