The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
I must say, I was surprised you chose to spend our Date Night in your apartment. As I mentioned, the Pasadena City Council is debating longer crosswalk times, and later the Lego store is having a Midnight Madness Sale. You ask anyone, that's a hot date.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Tempting choices but, I have something special planned for tonight.

Sheldon Cooper:
What can be more special than having an adequate amount of time to cross the street on your way to buy a tiny Lego Indiana Jones?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
With our friends moving forward in their relationships, I have decided that we should make progress in ours as well.

Sheldon Cooper:
Dear Lord! Two years ago we didn't even know each other. And now, I'm in your apartment after dark. How much faster can this thing go?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I had a feeling you'd be reluctant which is why I'm going to dip into my neurobiological bag of tricks.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh! You brain monkeys kill me. Dip away.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I've devised an experiment that I believe will increase your feelings for me, in an accelerated time frame.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, how do you propose to do that? I hope you're not thinking about some sort of LSD thought control. Because there's only one mind-expanding drug that this man enjoys, and that's called school.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up. In your case, to your mother, superheroes, etc. I'm going to attempt an experiment that will get you to transfer those feelings to me.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, seems what's on the menu tonight is malarkey, with a big side of poppycock.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
We'll see. Let's start with a little romantic dinner music, shall we?

Sheldon Cooper:
Super Mario Bros. theme?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Yes.

Sheldon Cooper:
I see what you're doing. You're attempting to build on the work of Ebbinghaus by triggering an involuntary memory of me playing that game. Admittedly the happiest 600 hours of my childhood. But it won't work!

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Fine! There's no reason we still can't have a lovely dinner. Why don't you have a seat.

[Sheldon hums the background music, while Amy smiles]

Amy Farrah Fowler:
May I offer you something to drink?

Sheldon Cooper:
You know I don't drink.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Not even strawberry Quik?

Sheldon Cooper:
I love strawberry Quik. It's my favorite pink fluid. Narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Oh, I know. I think it will go nicely with what I have prepared for dinner.

Sheldon Cooper:
Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it!

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Just like your mommy used to make.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh! Yummy yummy! We should do this more often.