The Big Bang Theory2007

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
And now?

Sheldon Cooper:
And now what?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Do you have any interest now?

Sheldon Cooper:
I have not ruled it out.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Wow. Talk dirty to me.

Sheldon Cooper:
I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I guess I know that. It's just... a part of me wants more.

Sheldon Cooper:
Y- More? Why, look at us. It's only been three years; here we are in bed together.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Come on. Let's go back out there.

Sheldon Cooper:
Yu- w- no, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-orc warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Okay.

Sheldon Cooper:
I believe that, uh, we just killed the dragon... and while the others pillage the corpse, I lead you to a secluded area, where I attempt to remove your leather armor. [rolls die] It comes off.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Oh.

Sheldon Cooper:
What do you do?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I... kiss you, on the lips?

Sheldon Cooper:
I kiss you back on the... [rolls die] lips as well. Your turn.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I remove your armor. What do you do?

Sheldon Cooper:
I erotically caress your... [rolls die] nose.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Keep rolling.