The Big Bang Theory2007

Raj Koothrappali:
Holy crap!

Howard Wolowitz:
What?

Raj Koothrappali:
We finally have proof that aliens walk among us!

Howard Wolowitz:
Excuse me?

Raj Koothrappali:
The dating site matched a woman with *Sheldon*.

Howard Wolowitz:
You're kidding, an actual woman?

Raj Koothrappali:
Yeah, look... breasts and everything.

Howard Wolowitz:
Trust me, breasts doesn't necessarily mean woman.

Raj Koothrappali:
Since when?

Howard Wolowitz:
I'll show you a picture of my Uncle Louie in a bathing suit sometime. [shudders] Leonard, you gotta see this! We found a match for Sheldon!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Great. Maybe she can have sex with him and then walk out on him the next morning without so much as a "How do you dooo?"

Raj Koothrappali:
Do you know what he's talking about?

Howard Wolowitz:
Nope. Why don't you ask him?

Raj Koothrappali:
Leonard, what are you talking about?

Leonard Hofstadter:
I don't wanna talk about it.

Raj Koothrappali:
That was a lousy suggestion.

Howard Wolowitz:
Whatever. [grabs the laptop from Raj] Right now, Doctor Sheldon Cooper has to send an email to his perfect match. [starts typing] "Greetings fellow life form..."