The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
Damn you, you rat bastard!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Are you drunk?

Penny:
Zack was a perfectly nice guy and then you *ruined* him!

Leonard Hofstadter:
How did I ruin him?

Penny:
'Cause in the olden days I never would have known he was so stupid.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Come on, he wasn't that stupid.

Penny:
Yes he *was*! He thought you were going to blow up the *moon*!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Okay, yeah, he's stupid [laughs]

Penny:
He spent the entire night bragging about how *he* invented the word appeteezers!

Leonard Hofstadter:
[still laughing] Well, how is that my fault?

Penny:
You have destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots, now come with me. [grabs Leonard's hand and starts pulling him behind her]

Leonard Hofstadter:
W-where are we going?

Penny:
[shouts] We're gonna have *SEX*!

Leonard Hofstadter:
Wha- I mean oh, OK.

Sheldon Cooper:
[comes out of his bedroom] What's going on?

Penny:
Put on your noise cancelling headphones, this is gonna get *loud*.

Sheldon Cooper:
Ach, not *this* again. [goes back into his room]