The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
You want to talk about not getting love from a parent - you know what I used to do when I was little for some sensation of human contact?

Penny:
Yeah, you grabbed your penis and wouldn't let go. Your mother told me.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Course she did. Anyway, that's not what I was going to say. When I was ten years old, I built a hugging machine.

Penny:
A hugging machine?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yeah. I got a dressmaker's mannequin, I stuffed it with an electric blanket so it would be warm, and I built two radio-controlled arms that would hug me and pat my back.

Penny:
Oh, that is so sad.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You know what the saddest part was?

Penny:
What?

Leonard Hofstadter:
My father used to borrow it.