The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
Leonard, I had no idea your siblings were so much more successful than you.

Raj Koothrappali:
Yeah, you're like the Jar-Jar Binks of the Hofstadter family.

Howard Wolowitz:
[Imitating Jar-jar] Oh, meesa think yousa lookin' so-so sad.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You know, rather than mock me, my friends might realize that this is difficult and try to help me through it.

Raj Koothrappali:
Nope, I think mocking you is more fun.

Howard Wolowitz:
[imitating JarJar Binks] Next time, don't yousa bring momma to work, Okee-day? [Raj and Howard laugh]

Leonard Hofstadter:
[Leonard's mother comes back] That was fast.

Beverly:
Oh, the middle stall was occupied, I'll have to try again later.

Sheldon Cooper:
It's totally understandable. In bladder voiding as in real estate, it's location, location, location.

Beverly:
So where were we?

Leonard Hofstadter:
[to his mother] Howard lives with his mother, and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk. Go!

Beverly:
Well, that's fascinating. Selective mutism is quite rare. On the other hand, an adult Jewish male living with his mother is so common it borders on sociological clich?.

Howard Wolowitz:
It's just temporary, I pay rent.

Leonard Hofstadter:
He lives in the same room where his bassinet was.

Beverly:
You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.

Howard Wolowitz:
Say what? [Raj whispers in Howard's ear] That's basically what I just said!

Leonard Hofstadter:
[to Raj] You brought your husband to work, you know the rules. [imitating JarJar Binks] Meesa thinkin' yousa lookin' pretty sad now too, betcha betcha.