The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
Well, I ran into him last week and, he was just, all apologetic, about how he's changed, and he was just going on and on and, and I believed him, and I'm an idiot because I always believe guys like that and... I can't go back to my party because he's there, and I know you don't want to hear this but I'm upset and I'm really drunk and I just want to talk...

[Bursts into tears and rests head on Leonard's shoulder]

Leonard:
There, there.

Penny:
God, what is wrong with me?

Leonard:
Nothing; you're perfect.

Penny:
I'm not perfect.

Leonard:
Yes, you are.

Penny:
You really think so, don't you?

[She kisses him]

Leonard:
Penny?

Penny:
Yeah?

Leonard:
How much have you had to drink tonight?

Penny:
Just... a lot.

Leonard:
Are you sure that your being drunk, and your being angry with Kurt doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?

Penny:
It might. Boy, you're really smart.

Leonard:
Yeah, I'm a frickin' genius.

Penny:
Leonard, you are so great. Why can't all guys be like you?

Leonard:
Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive.