The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
Oh, Leonard, what time is it?

Leonard Hofstadter:
It's 7 a.m. I'm sorry it's early, but we're leaving soon, and I needed to talk to you.

Penny:
Okay.

Leonard Hofstadter:
What did you mean when you said you're going to miss me?

Penny:
Um, I don't know. You'll be gone and I'll notice.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Okay, well, um, what about this? What does this mean?

Penny:
Wine, credit card and late night television are a bad combination.

Leonard Hofstadter:
All right, fine. What about that really long hug? What did that mean?

Penny:
That wasn't a long hug.

Leonard Hofstadter:
It was at least five Mississippis. A standard hug is two Mississippis tops.

Penny:
Leonard, I don't know what to tell you. It was just a hug.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Glad we cleared that up.

Penny:
Yeah.

Sheldon Cooper:
I guess I'll see you.

Penny:
Okay, have a safe trip.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Thank you. Bye.

Penny:
Okay, bye. [Behind her door] Means I wish you weren't going.