The Big Bang Theory2007

Raj Koothrappali:
I kind of have a hard time around people I don't know.

Raj Koothrappali:
Really? Then what were you doing at the comic book store that night?

Lucy:
I've been trying to force myself into situations that I'm not comfortable with. I saw the flyer in the store window, and I made myself go in. I don't even like comic books.

Raj Koothrappali:
Yeah. Me neither.

Lucy:
Then what were you doing there?

Raj Koothrappali:
I lied, I love them. I only said that so you'd go out with me.

Lucy:
You don't want to do that. I'm kind of broken.

Raj Koothrappali:
That's great! I'm broken too.

Lucy:
Oh, no, you're not.

Raj Koothrappali:
Oh, I totally am! If it wasn't for this beer, I couldn't even talk to you right now. I'm a wreck. There are many things seriously wrong with me. And not quirks, either. Like, diagnosable, psychological problems.

[pauses]

Raj Koothrappali:
Maybe brain damage.

Lucy:
How do I know you're not just saying that?

Raj Koothrappali:
Go out with me on one date, and I promise you you'll see.

Lucy:
OK. Text me. Bye.

[starts to leave]

Raj Koothrappali:
[yelling at her as she leaves] You won't regret it! I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met!

[to himself]

Raj Koothrappali:
And that, boys and girls, is how it's done.