The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
[looking at the time machine prop in the apartment] I don't know what you were worried about. I think it really works in the room.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yeah. It is by far the coolest thing I have ever owned.

Sheldon Cooper:
The exact time machine that carried actor Rod Taylor from Victorian England into the post-apocalyptic future, where society had splintered into two factions: the subterranean Morlocks, who survived by feasting on the flesh of the gentle surface-dwelling Eloi.

Howard Wolowitz:
Talk about your chick magnets.

Raj Koothrappali:
Oh, yeah. The guy who lives next to me is always like "I have a jacuzzi on my balcony. I have a jacuzzi on my balcony." But wait until I tell him I've got a time machine on my balcony. Stuff that in your Speedos, Jacuzzi Bob.

Sheldon Cooper:
Gentlemen, I know we said we'd take turns but I think you'll agree that practicality dictates it remain here.

Howard Wolowitz:
You can't just keep it here! What if I meet a girl and say "You wanna come up and see my time machine? It's at my friend's house." How lame is that?

Raj Koothrappali:
He's got a point.

Sheldon Cooper:
All right. I think we're going to need some ground rules. In addition to the expected "no shoes in the time machine" and "no eating in the time machine", I propose that we add "Pants must be worn at all times in the time machine."

Leonard Hofstadter:
Seconded.

Howard Wolowitz:
[sheepishly] I was gonna put down a towel.