The Big Bang Theory2007

Raj Koothrappali:
[the time machine prop Leonard bought is life-size] Did the listing actually say "miniature"?

Leonard Hofstadter:
I just assumed. Well, who sells a full-sized time machine for $800?

Sheldon Cooper:
In a Venn diagram, that would be an individual located within the intersection of the sets "No longer want my time machine" and "Need $800".

Howard Wolowitz:
It's actually a tremendous bargain. Even with shipping, it works out to less than $4 a pound.

Raj Koothrappali:
Cocktail shrimp are $12.50.

Leonard Hofstadter:
How are we gonna get it upstairs?

Howard Wolowitz:
If we take the dish off, it might fit in the elevator.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Yes, but the elevator's been broken for two years.

Sheldon Cooper:
I've been meaning to ask you: do you think we should make a call about that?

Howard Wolowitz:
Not necessary. I have a master's in engineering. I remotely repair satellites on a regular basis. I troubleshoot space shuttle payloads.

[Howard walks over to the elevator]

Howard Wolowitz:
When the Mars Rover started pulling to the left, I performed a front-end alignment from 62 million miles away.

[Howard presses the elevator call button, then puts his ear to the elevator doors]

Howard Wolowitz:
[walking back to the group] No, that baby's broken.