The Big Bang Theory2007

Penny:
I want to know what you told her.

Leonard Hofstadter:
That's kind of between me and...

[looks over at Laura]

Laura:
Laura.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Laura.

Penny:
Oh. Okay, I see. So while he was telling you things, did he mention he owns not one, but two Star Trek uniforms?

Laura:
Really?

Penny:
Yeah. Wears them. Not just for Halloween.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Hey, pal. You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought cold wars were only fought in winter.

Penny:
Okay. Then I'll return the favor, and I won't tell...

[looks over at Laura]

Laura:
Laura.

Penny:
Laura... that half the dirty movies you own are animated.

Leonard Hofstadter:
When you were telling Kevin about your acting career, did you mention your long-running role as "Waitress" in a local production of "The Cheesecake Factory"?

Penny:
Did you tell her about your lucky asthma inhaler?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Oh, yeah? Spell asthma.

Penny:
A... s...

[pauses]

Penny:
Take me home.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Maybe I'm not done hanging out with...

[looks over the table and notices that Laura is gone]

Leonard Hofstadter:
You're right. It's getting late.