The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory2007

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The Big Bang Theory is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on Septemb… more »



Sheldon Cooper:
Wait. [hands Leonard a measuring cup] Put this in the bathroom.

Leonard:
What for?

Sheldon Cooper:
I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.

Leonard:
I mix pancake batter in this!

Sheldon Cooper:
No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.

Leonard:
You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment, including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said urine cup?

Sheldon Cooper:
It's right here on the bottom.

Leonard:
Oh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker company a letter of apology.

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