The Big Bang Theory2007

Leonard Hofstadter:
So how was school?

Penny:
Oh, good. Check it out: 'The Disappointing Child' by Beverly Hofstadter.

Leonard Hofstadter:
You bought my mom's book?

Penny:
Yeah. It's on the recommended reading list for my psychology class.

Leonard Hofstadter:
Aaaw, come on, not that book! I-i-it's got every horrible story from my childhood in it.

Penny:
Oh, cool! Are there pictures?

Leonard Hofstadter:
Seriously, please find another book.

Penny:
Oh, c'mon, why? How bad could it be?

Leonard Hofstadter:
There's chapters about the potty-training... bed-wetting... masturbation. Basically, if something came out of me she wrote about it! Y'know what, do whatever you want. Just don't talk to me about it.

Penny:
Not even the chapter on the breast-feeding crisis?

Leonard Hofstadter:
It was not a crisis. Apparently I favored the left one; she got a little lop-sided.

Penny:
Oh my God! You still go left!