The Big Bang Theory2007

Sheldon Cooper:
Well. You sit back, relax and enjoy a beloved childhood memory. You see that cabin there? I read they were illegally squatting on Indian land. Well, personally I think what we did to the Native Americans was wrong, but this is your favorite show, not mine. Oh look at little Laura Ingalls eating that peanut butter sandwich. Peanut butter, huh. That's strange since peanut butter wasn't introduced until the early 1900's. [Amy stops smiling]

Sheldon Cooper:
If I knew this show was about time travel I would have watched it much sooner.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
[Amy stops the show] You're trying to get back at me for what I said about "Raiders of the Lost Ark".

Sheldon Cooper:
That's silly. Almost as silly as Dr. Baker having a telephone, since telephones only existed in large cities at the time. It's more like "Little House on the Preposterous".

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Sheldon, we're in a relationship. When you get angry, tell me. You don't need to seek revenge.

Sheldon Cooper:
Are you sure? Every time my Dad stayed out all night my Mom put hamster poop in his chewing tobacco.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Well, that's not how we're going to do it.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, fine. I'm mad at you. Not only did you ruin "Raiders" for me but you may have ruined the whole franchise, except for the fourth one which was bad before you got your mitts on it.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I shouldn't have said it. I'm sorry.

Sheldon Cooper:
Thank you.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
You feel better?

Sheldon Cooper:
Yes. But not as good when I tell you, your precious Garfield has no reason to hate Mondays. He's a cat. He doesn't have a job.