The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Leonard Hofstadter:
So, what kind of cruise is this you're going on?

Mary Cooper:
It's called The Born-Again Boat-ride. 'Christian Quarterly' gave it their highest rating, five thorny crowns. I do wish you'd come with me, Sheldon.

Sheldon Cooper:
Uh, well, Mom, if I did, it would be conclusive proof that your God can work miracles.

Mary Cooper:
You're missing out; it's going to be wall-to-wall fun; it's all themed. There's Jonah and the Whale-watching. All you can eat Last Supper buffet. And, my personal favorite, Gunning with God.

Leonard Hofstadter:
What's Gunning with God? I'm afraid to ask.

Mary Cooper:
Oh, it is a hoot-and-a-half. You write your sins on a clay pigeon, they fire 'em up in the air, and you pulverize 'em with a 12-gauge shotgun full of our Lord's forgiveness.

Sheldon Cooper:
Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become. You're willing to sail out into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge.

Mary Cooper:
For example, if Shelly was aboard, he'd write 'smart-mouth' on his pigeon. And then *BAM*!

Sheldon Cooper:
The Lord giveth and the Lord bloweth away.