The Big Bang Theory2007

Wil Wheaton:
This is for you.

Sheldon Cooper:
An original mint in package Wesley Crusher action figure.

Wil Wheaton:
I remembered your story about how you went to a convention when you were a kid to get one signed and I didn't show up. Look at what I wrote.

Sheldon Cooper:
[reads] "To Sheldon. Sorry this took so long. Your friend, Wil Wheaton."

Wil Wheaton:
It's my last one and I want you to have it.

Sheldon Cooper:
[holds up action figure] Look, everyone! Wil Wheaton is my friend!

[He gives Wil a hug; Brent Spiner enters and grabs the figure]

Brent Spiner:
Oh, wow. I haven't seen one of these in years.

[Rips open the box]

Brent Spiner:
Remember how we used to make these things look like they were masturbating?

Sheldon Cooper:
Brent Spiner, what have you done? That was an original mint in package Wesley Crusher action figure signed by my close personal friend Wil Wheaton!

Brent Spiner:
I'm sorry, slim. I have some Mr. Data dolls in the truck of my car. Do you want me to sign one for you?

Sheldon Cooper:
You already signed something Brent Spiner... your name on my list. From this moment on, you are my mortal enemy!

Wil Wheaton:
Don't worry, it doesn't take up a whole lot of your time.