The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Sheldon Cooper:
I'm glad to see you made it safely. How's your hotel?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
[via computer] It's not the best Best Western I've been to, but let's say it's... the third best Best Western I've been to.

Sheldon Cooper:
I know how you feel. The Best Buy by my house is only the third best Best Buy. They have the best buys, but having the best buys isn't the only thing that makes a best Buy the best Best Buy.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
What makes a best Best Buy the best Best Buy?

Sheldon Cooper:
Hmm, that's a great question. I like when they're next to a Chipotle.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
OK; well, I should unpack.

Sheldon Cooper:
All right. Enjoy the neurobiology conference.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
I will. I... wish you were here.

Sheldon Cooper:
At a neurobiology confere- what a mean thing to say!

Amy Farrah Fowler:
OK, I'm glad you're *not* here?

Sheldon Cooper:
Aw, you always know just what to say after I tell you what to say.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Good-bye, Sheldon

Sheldon Cooper:
Bye.