The Big Bang Theory2007

Amy Farrah Fowler:
And I appreciate your effort, but upon contemplation, I decided I was being selfish. So, I cancelled our dinner reservations and came up with an even better way to celebrate Valentine's Day.

Sheldon Cooper:
What is that?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
By doing none of it. No dinner, no romance, no gifts. We stay here, order a pizza and watch one of your beloved Star War Trek things.

Sheldon Cooper:
Really?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Well, that's what you'd love, isn't it?

Sheldon Cooper:
More than anything.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Well, then, that's what we're going to do.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, I don't know what to say. This is the most thoughtful gift that anyone's ever given me. And that's including an amazing gift that I gave myself earlier today.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
'm your girlfriend. That's my job. And I know gift-giving puts a lot of pressure on you, so whatever you got me, you can return.

Sheldon Cooper:
No. No, after everything you didn't do for me tonight, I want you to have it.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
What's this?

Sheldon Cooper:
Read it.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Sheldon Cooper, Caltech University employee information?

Sheldon Cooper:
At the bottom.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
In case of emergency, please contact... Amy Farrah Fowler. And there's my phone number. This is the most beautiful gift you could've ever given me.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, I thought, if I have a stroke or a kidney stone, who would I want to share that with?

Amy Farrah Fowler:
And you picked me.

Sheldon Cooper:
It's like you said, you're my girlfriend.

Amy Farrah Fowler:
Oh, Sheldon. [Hugs him]

Sheldon Cooper:
Yeah. Okay. Stop ruining Valentine's Day and order my pizza.