The Big Bang Theory2007

Alex Jensen:
Well, um, I know she loves playing the harp, so I found this [pulls out harp-shaped music box] beautiful music box that plays one of her favorite songs.

Sheldon Cooper:
Now, Amy already has a real harp, and it can play any song. What are you trying to pull here?

Alex Jensen:
Well, I just thought it would be...

Sheldon Cooper:
[sounding like a game-show buzzer] Nexxxt!

Alex Jensen:
OK, um, I know she's a fan of the Canterbury Tales,

Sheldon Cooper:
Mmmm.

Alex Jensen:
so I found this cool map that illustrates the characters' journey through England. I thought we could put it in a really nice frame.

Sheldon Cooper:
But she's got Google Maps on her phone.

Alex Jensen:
I don't know how to respond to that.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well, I hope it's with a third good option, because these first two - Bleah...

Alex Jensen:
OK. Well, uh, luckily, I saved the best for last. Since Amy's a neuroscientist, I did some research and found out that Santiago Ram?n y Cajal, the father of modern neuroscience, did lots of hand drawings of brain cells, and I managed to find this signed print.

Sheldon Cooper:
Wow. Oh, this is truly remarkable.

Alex Jensen:
Thank you.

Sheldon Cooper:
I think I'll keep it for myself.

Alex Jensen:
What about your girlfriend?

Sheldon Cooper:
It's too late, I called dibs.