The Big Bang Theory2007

Mr. Spock:
Dr. Cooper! Dr. Cooper!

Sheldon Cooper:
Is someone there?

Mr. Spock:
Down here, on your desk.

Sheldon Cooper:
Spock?

Mr. Spock:
I need to speak with you.

Sheldon Cooper:
Fascinating! The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.

Mr. Spock:
It is not the only logical explanation. For example, you could be hallucinating after being hit on the head by, say, a coconut.

Sheldon Cooper:
Was I hit on the head by a coconut?

Mr. Spock:
I'm not going to dignify that with a response. Now, to the matter at hand, you need to play with the transporter toy.

Sheldon Cooper:
Yes, but it's mint in box.

Mr. Spock:
Yes, and to open it would destroy its value. But remember like me, you also have a human-half.

Sheldon Cooper:
Well I'm not going to dignify *that* with a response.

Mr. Spock:
Consider this. What is the purpose of a toy?

Sheldon Cooper:
To be played with.

Mr. Spock:
Therefore, to not play with it would be...?

Sheldon Cooper:
Illogical. Oh, damnit Spock your'e right! I'll do it!

Mr. Spock:
Sheldon, wait. You have to wake up first.

Sheldon Cooper:
Oh, of course. Set phasers to dumb, right?