The Big Bang Theory2007

[first lines]

Howard Wolowitz:
Two years later there's a knock on the door; the guy opens it, and there on the porch is the snail who says, "What the heck was that all about?"

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
[giggles] I don't really get it.

Howard Wolowitz:
See, it took two for the snail to- [Bernadette kisses him] Not important.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Can I ask you a question?

Howard Wolowitz:
Sure.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Where do you think this is going?

Howard Wolowitz:
To be honest, I was hoping at least second base.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
You're so funny. You're like a stand-up comedian.

Howard Wolowitz:
A Jewish stand-up comedian; that'd be new.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Actually, I think a lot of them are Jewish.

Howard Wolowitz:
No, I was just be- Never mind.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Look, Howard, this is our third date, and we both know what that means.

Howard Wolowitz:
We do?

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Sex.

Howard Wolowitz:
You're kidding!

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
But I need to know whether you're looking for a relationship or a one-night stand.

Howard Wolowitz:
Okay, just to be clear, there's only one correct answer, right? It's not like 'chicken or fish' on an airplane.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
Maybe you need to think about it a little.

Howard Wolowitz:
You know it's not unheard of for a one-night stand to turn into a relationship.

Bernadette Rostenkowski:
[she kisses him briefly] Call me when you figure it out. [she goes into her house]

Howard Wolowitz:
Three dates means sex! Who knew?